Maybe its a southern mama thing, but I've been searching for Uriah a wife since I saw the "turtle" between his legs on the ultrasound picture. Who knows, maybe its just me wanting to control who my baby ends up with. I have plenty of girl baby prospects so I guess its a good thing baby Ezra is on his way.
It was a lot easier to match him with someone before I found out what a weirdo my kid is. Each day new criteria is added..she needs to accept his weirdness but not be so weird herself that my grandchildren are hopeless. I mean look at Uriah's parents..we are so to blame. If he marries someone as weird as him no one will want to be around my grandbabies..or worse, they will be the sequal to Honey BooBoo.
His future wife needs to love sports.
And food.
And animals.
And she needs to be able to handle him screaming "truck!" every time one drives past.
And preferrably she will discourage him from any more peeing in the closet.
Anyone know any girl babies up for the task? I have one who fits the description, matter of fact I think they are soul mates.. but her daddy is in law enforcement and ya'll, I'm just not sure Uriah can handle that.
Come on, you know he's cute!
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